Buhtt sex?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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