a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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