I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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