Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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