Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
this hospital has no fireball
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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