This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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