you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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