do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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