I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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