I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
we should paint friendship bongs
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