YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Everyone says I win the strip club
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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