just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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