omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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