i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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