these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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