Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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