are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I pour the whiskey from now on
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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