your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
where are my eyebrows?
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