hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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