Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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