I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Never let your siblings swipe right.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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