Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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