she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
only you would photoshop your dick
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Terrible idea I love it
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Randomize