I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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