check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Randomize
