Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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