i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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