What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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