sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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