The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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