Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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