That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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