Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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