hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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