Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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