you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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