we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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