Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize