I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I love you.
Bad choice
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize
