when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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