Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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