I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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