That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
