Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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