i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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