She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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