What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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