Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Less talking, more tequila
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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