if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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