I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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