wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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