omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
