Its about making memories worth repressing
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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