apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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