So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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