week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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