i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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