i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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