i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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